"Some have human-like forms and can no longer go home to their own planet."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.

"Deep was the forest and thick the blackness around them, and many feared they would be lost, never to be seen again.  But with proddings, pleasings, coaxings, and soothing words, all burst from the darkness.  They stood upon the mountain top with all the world spread before them under a clear, golden sky.  How quiet they stood, looking and looking at the huge expanse and whispering thanksgiving that the forest was behind them."

From Trinity Christian's 1976 yearbook.

"A big mess from above."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1997.

From Flying Saucers International, 1968.

"To save the world just vote for Joe the space bee, present leader of the Inter Galactic Bumblebees."  From The Gateway, 1974.

"Bishops put their faith in aliens."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.

"Like a tea tray in the sky."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1996.

We can now reveal that the mystery light seen in the skies over New Zealand in 1978 was, in fact, a celestial ampersand.  For insightful tips on how to interpret punctuation in the sky (such as in cloud formations), see Divination by Punctuation.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

From Krokodil, 1963.

From Lumières Dans La Nuit, 1970.

"Mystery of imagination?"  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.

From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1993.

"Earth's already an alien nation."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.

From Lumières Dans la Nuit, 1969.

Any solid leads on where to get that shirt will be rewarded with our best wishes (very powerful!).  From Western Mail, Cardiff, June 19, 1996.

From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

Great news -- if the panel says no to UFOs and mermaids, that leaves more UFOs and mermaids for the rest of us.  You can use the techniques in this for UFOs and mermaids, too: How to Spot the Loch Ness Monster Every Time.  Headline via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2000.

From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1984.

"Did she see something we can't?  Farmers wish cows could talk."  Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 1992.

Two things: we wouldn't listen to a UFO lecturer who didn't look like this, and all speakers should have their own words projected onto their faces.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.