CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Though one might expect four barnaculized [sic] Mykenaean geese to span a range of a to d, in fact five such geese do in a sort of shell game of a figure from Diversions of a Naturalist by E. Ray Lankester, 1915.
"Clearly, the corn symbolizes your relationship with your mother. And as for why it's on the ground, you tell me." —Thraeks, in a comment over at GameFAQ
Our illustration is from Junior Co-Ed by Alice Louise Lee, 1912.
Here's a precursor to the film After Hours, in which robbers Neil and Pepe break into a basement art studio where Paul has been papier mâchéd. From London Magazine, 1903.