CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
People think, "T & A. Ooh la la!" But they have ups and downs like all of us, and the reality is that it's long hours and hard work. Our illustration is from Lower Eatington: Its Manor House and Church, 1880.
You've heard of sticking inhuman pins into a voodoo doll, but the old-school sticks human pins into a pseudo doll. From The Baby's Museum by Uncle Charlie, 1882.
An illustration from an 1884 issue of Puck magazine. The caption reads: "His Christmas Prayer: 'Oh! — — — —!'" This will also be of interest:The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.
"And the quiet lake shall feel / The torpid touch of his glazing breath, and ring to the skater's heel." From Winter Pictures by Poet and Artist, engraved by Edward Whymper, 1881.