CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Suspense is overrated. Sometimes it's lovely to have questions answered immediately. Take the story "Julia's Little Weakness" (from The Lady's Realm, 1900). What's Julia's little weakness? The very first sentence illuminates us forthwith: "It was for 'stars.'" Belated thanks, Philippa Trent, for getting right to it! (And for beginning her story with a long dash!)
An illustration from a 1916 issue of Green Book magazine. The caption reads: "His fingers ran about the keyboard and seemed to meet her fingers there as before. She was at his side, her hands crossing his, his fingers lingering on hers. He turned to clasp her . . . but his arms found only emptiness."