CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Here are revealed the roots of introversion and extroversion, from the Appendix to the Journals of the Senate and Assembly of the 21st Session of the Legislature of the State of California, Vol. 3, 1875.
This sort of objectification is going on to this very day. The caption reads, "My horse started from an object upon the ground." From Pelham by Baron Lytton, 1883.
Seventy-four years before the Food Pyramid, there was the Pyramid of Fruit (technically a star yet called a pyramid because why not, apparently) and the Pyramid of Flowers (more of a concave octagon, but we like it). From The Practical Hotel Steward by John Tellman, 1900.
"What recked she at the storm, or that the dull November day was passing into darkness?" from Birkheda Vicarage by Johanna Christina Augusta von Hofsten, 1874.
Here's a funnier way to spell "jokes," from the Normal Offering yearbookof the State Norman School of Bridewater, Mass., 1912. (For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.)
We can't make out many of the words on this diagram from Forecasting Business Conditions (1922), pictured left, but note that it seems descended from the Sami shaman drums of Lapland (right), and may more business diagrams be so inspired.