"You haven't got such a thing as a cigar?" reads the caption.

Our answer: "No, I'm partial to Camels."

"The New-York Anti-Orange-Peel and Banana-Skin Association, as they appear in their great humanitarian feat of clearing the side-walks."  From Punchinello, April 9, 1870.  [Notice all those hyphens in the caption.  Under a microscope, each hyphen is, in turn, a miniature orange peel and banana skin.]

"When grammar tires and sums are hard," from Sedbergh School Songs, written and illustrated by Ralph St. John Ainslie, 1896.  This should also be of interest: How to Believe in Your Elf.