CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from an 1865 issue of Mrs. Grundy magazine. The caption reads:
One Puff, to mean: "Fellow-Citizens"—or "Hail Coumbia" Two Puffs: "I am no speaker"—or, "Westward the star of empire takes its way." Thee Puffs: "This is the proudest moment of my life"—or, "Long may it wave." Four Puffs: "Good-Night."
An illustration from an 1885 issue of Frank Leslie's Sunday magazine. The caption reads: "Through the white streets, while the pitiless storm raged around her."
An illustration from a 1908 issue of Putnam's magazine. The caption reads: "A mysterious influence emanates from those wonderful columns. Not only the sight of them as you approach from London, but the queer, almost uncanny way in which they permeate the whole place. They follow you through the station, and into the train, and not for many miles can you get out from under the presence of those perfect shapes."
An illustration from an 1874 issue of London Society Illustrated magazine. The caption reads: "They held the door partly open, and peered out into the dark night."
Thoughts of mine, so wildly pressing Through the mystery of my soul, While my calm face, unconfessing, Keeps the solemn secret whole. Oft I ponder, With vague wonder, Whence ye come—and what ye mean; Visions of my world unseen!
Orson Welles' Lady from Shanghai famously features a shootout in a hall of mirrors. A 1901 issue of Puckshows a gunslinger using his looking-glass reflections as decoys.
Here's a precursor by many decades to the useless information craze, from a 1909 issue of Puck magazine. The caption reads: "Piffle's Cyclopedia of Useless Information."