CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"After all [comma] champagne should be a celebration and a properly popping cork is its first hurrah [exclamation point]" —Bryce Courtenay, Brother Fish (2004)
"Mad Impulse": an illustration from an 1876 issue of Frank Leslie's Pleasant Hours magazine. The caption reads: "My assault was so sudden, that, without even a cry, he tottered, threw up his arms, and the next instant the place that had known him was empty."
Staring into the depths: an illustration from a 1913 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "Gazing at a lighted candle through a paper cone."
An illustration from an 1899 issue of English Illustrated magazine. The caption reads: "Tis now the very witching time of night." This should also be of interest:How to Believe in Your Elf.
An illustration from a 1914 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "As she wound her weight of muscle about his trunk, he found himself staring into her face."