CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from a 1909 issue of Century Illustrated magazine. The caption reads: "'You won't know till afterward,' it said. 'You won't know till long, long afterward.'"
Staring into the depths: an illustration from a 1916 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "Moments of depression and discouragement came, of course, but her iron will carried her beyond them."
An illustration from a 1903 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "The second pullet got possession of the child by a well-directed peck."
Reminiscent of a famous scene in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, here's an illustration from a 1902 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "From the smaller organ raved up a pandemonium of ghoulish execrations."
Here's a precursor to "love me, love my dog." An illustration from a 1918 issue of Harper's magazine. The caption reads: "Would you consider marrying me—and making a home for my dog?"