"There's something hiding out in those mountains."  From Montana State University's 1973 yearbook.  It actually exists: the Bigfoot Bible.

We couldn't afford the $27,000 jukebox we wanted, so we built our own (Bigfoot-themed) out of recycled barn wood. It was a blast curating the playlist of Bigfoot songs.  Upon learning about the jukebox, acclaimed novelist and poet Gary Barwin offered some dance instruction:

The top three Bigfoot lures.  Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2006.

The Bigfoot Existometer.

From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

A surprisingly honest acknowledgement of woodland entities.  From the West Virginia University Division of Forestry's 1938 yearbook.

"Sasquatch getting bolder?"  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1974.

Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2006.

"The Phantom Foe."  From Wid's Daily, 1920.

Inspired by Grumpy Andrew, who traveled to Las Vegas asking, "What Would Prof. Oddfellow Do?"  Speaking of Bigfoot, this actually exists: the Bigfoot Bible.

Combining a Cousin Itt look with the classic mop wig remains a viable option.  From Tufts' 1990 yearbook.

"Promote higher values."  From Franklin College's 1976 yearbook.  It actually exists: the Bigfoot Bible.

Like Bigfoot, we've put down roots in places as unreal as Ohio.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1990.

Bigfoot walking through the 1987 Ole Miss yearbook.

Bigfoot stops traffic, via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2003.

From Bigfoot Dreams by Francine Prose.

It bears repeating -- the Cousin Itt look combined with mop wig elegance remains a viable option.  From Tufts' 1990 yearbook.

Sasquatch, via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2003.