CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The central figure is perhaps wondering, "So it's snakes, wings, and fire on the one side, and what's the other side promising again?" From The New England Primer by Heman Humphrey, 1830.Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.
"Bowing down towards the mouth of the crater, they seemed to salute the goddess of the volcano," from The White Man's Foot by Grant Allen and illustrated by Joseph Finnemore, 1888.