CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Bookworms don't necessarily make holes in pages by eating them. Sometimes they focus light through a magnifying glass and burn holes. From Science Fiction Quarterly, 1956.
Thank you to Ant-Soul who commented, "This is the best thing I’ve seen."
It wasn't merely a prop in that old Bewitched episode in which Darrin had to be fluent in Spanish within five minutes. It's actually a book: Fluency in 5 Minutes.
Not only is this a precursor to How to Be Your Own Cat, but check out that word "metamorphosiological"! This is the only instance of that word in print that we've found.