From The Ingoldsby Legends, illustrated by George Cruikshank, 1893.  Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell?  See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.

"'A miracle!  A miracle!' they cried."  From Dicks' English Library of Standard Works, 1884.

Here's a blooming halo from Iconographie Chrétienne by Adolphe Napoléon Didron, 1843.

"Saint Satan," from The New Hyperion by Edward Strahan, 1875.

Some Forgotten Saints You Might Want to Call Upon in Your Hour(s) of Need

courtesy of William Keckler

1. Saint Grippius--Patron Saint of Jar Lids So Tight They Drive One to Blasphemy or to Sell One's Immortal Soul

2. Saint Orapurulentia--Patron Saint of Tongue Piercings Which Get Infected and Do Not Respond to Amoxicillin or Second or Third Line Antibiotics

3. Saint Blepharius--Patron Saint of Annoying But Probably Harmless Eyelid Twitches

4. Saint Prophylactscissus ("Father Rough Plow")--Patron Saint of Broken Condoms (better offer a Novena!)

5. Saint Uhmm--Patron Saint of Awkward Silences

6. Saint Papyrmnesia--Patron Saint of Forgotten or Lost Receipts

7. Saint Hydromnesia of Antigua--Patron Saint of Those Who Forget to Flush (especially before the arrival of company)

8. Saint Pousseriana--Patron Saint and Protectress of Dust Bunnies

9. Saint Orthoplastia--Patron Saint of Plastic Surgery Gone Awry

10. Saint Pseudomirthia--Patron Saint of Those Who Must Fake Laughter at the Unfunny Humor of Bosses, Spouses, etc. (She will help loyal supplicants conjure a suitably "believable" fake titter).