CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Here are revealed the roots of introversion and extroversion, from the Appendix to the Journals of the Senate and Assembly of the 21st Session of the Legislature of the State of California, Vol. 3, 1875.
From Community English by Mildred Flagg, 1921. The text on the tree reads, "Japanese reading and writing books are odd[ly] printed. Read from right to left. First page is at back. Lines run up and down. Address is backward. Words are painted with brushes."
Here's a precious secret of immortality: train a peach tree to spell "Davie," and you'll not only live forever but also enjoy luscious peaches. This we learn in The Peach and Nectarine by David Taylor Fish, 1879. But note in the text that only immortality is guaranteed, and the peaches are a mere "perhaps."
An illustration from an 1884 issue of Puck magazine. The caption reads: "His Christmas Prayer: 'Oh! — — — —!'" This will also be of interest:The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.
"To read is to risk making one's self vulnerable, to risk encountering what Wayne Booth has called 'the otherness that bites.'" —Megan O'Neill, Popular Culture (2001)
A person disguised as a Christmas-type tree, from an 1896 issue of Punch magazine. The caption reads: "I am immense in it, my boy, immense!" This will also be of interest:The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.