These are the simplest instructions we've encountered for instantly becoming your own walking gallery of art.  From Woroni, 1973.

From Woroni, 1977.

This doesn't actually say "People not to be," because the message crosses to the opposite page.

INSTRUCTIONS: Click to reveal the complete message.  From Montreat-Anderson's 1974 yearbook.

Before the laptop computer, there was the laptop typewriter.  From Emerson's 1977 yearbook.

Memories of college.  From Tennessee Wesleyan's 1975 yearbook.

The stress of being on television can make a person blink a staggering 176 times a minute.  But as proven here, one blinks only on television, not off of it.  It's a weird phenomenon.  From Washington College's 1974 yearbook.

"Half of the world is transparent; the other half, opaque" (Carlos Fuentes).  That means this transparent globe is half inaccurate.  Then again, no map is wholly accurate.  From Northeastern Illinois' yearbook of 1971.

"Slander, innuendo, unsubstantiated rumours."  From The Varsity, Sept. 12, 1975.

How true those words are even today: a parking permit does not guarantee a parking space.  From the University of Nebraska at Omaha's 1971 yearbook.

It looks like the reflected sign below the clocks says "colon room," and for our purposes that's auspicious, for the colon in a modern clock brings the digital realm to the analog one pictured.  Yes, this is a time travel device.  For vital instructions on how to use these sorts of photos for mystical ends, see How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

This time-bending photograph is from Lambuth's 1977 yearbook.  

The warning ring.  From Spellbound, 1977.  (Courtesy of Archive.org.)

The ghost on the right has no head, the ghost on the left is mostly a red blur, and the head of the ghost in the middle is transparent.  From Appalachian's 1977 yearbook.

From Trinity Christian's 1975 yearbook.

Before the invention of the cell phone, people had to watch very tiny movies on other devices.  From Taylor's 1975 yearbook.

Folks start looking more or less the same after you've seen enough old yearbooks.  From Millikin's 1971 yearbook.

Her official yearbook portrait.  From Millikin's 1971 yearbook.

One might assume that these lesbian vampires came out for Monster Movie Nite, but given the occult nature of old yearbooks, who knows.  From Eastern Kentucky's 1975 yearbook.

Mythic symbolism in carrot salad.  From Santa Clara's 1979 yearbook.

That very tiny ladder linking the two hemispheres is one of the many tools we use to create our blog.  From Starwind, 1976.

We might assume a production of Dracula, but given the occult nature of old yearbooks …  From Mars Hill's 1979 yearbook.