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Back in 18th century London, an ad in the Old Bailey periodical promised a spectacular show for "lovers of curiosities" by the "Moving Skeleton." "According to the elaborate illustrated notice, the skeleton turned an hourglass, jabbed a dart and groaned '3 times most surprisingly' to alarm the viewers, concluding its performance by smoking a pipe. An advisory notice was included: the show was too frightening to be seen by 'Persons with Child, Children, or others, whose Courage cannot be depended on.'" —Matthew Seccombe, Harvard Law De Jure newsletter.
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Details of the "Crayon Sharpener" palette are available here.
This color palette was inspired by a humor piece by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt (of the band Silly Pillows fame) about a fictional painter who produced canvasses with one solid color each: There is much controversy among art historians surrounding this stage of Sottise's career, for the simple reason that these works could easily be forged by almost anybody, and no one is quite sure which ones, if any, are authentic. Still, the later, more exotic pieces in this series ('Chartreuse,' 'Raw Umber,' 'Burt Sienna') are fascinating no matter who painted them. But in the fall of 1937, tragedy struck: Sottise ran out of colors and, after exhibiting the 65th and final item in this series ('Crayon Sharpener'), he was forced to enter the next phase of his work.
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CHIGWOOLTZ THE FROG (from Wilderness Ways by William J. Long, freely available from Project Gutenberg) The most curious and interesting bit of their strange life came out at night, when they were fascinated by my light. I used sometimes to set a candle on a piece of board for a float, and place it in the water close to shore, where the ripples would set it dancing gently. Then I would place a little screen of bark at the shore end of the float, and sit down behind it in darkness.
Presently two points of light would begin to shine, then to scintillate, out among the lily pads, and Chigwooltz would come stealing in, his eyes growing bigger and brighter with wonder. He would place his forearms akimbo on the edge of the float, and lift himself up a bit, like a little old man, and stare steadfastly at the light. And there he would stay as long as I let him, just staring and blinking.
Soon two other points of light would come stealing in from the other side, and another frog would set his elbows on the float and stare hard across at the first-comer. And then two more shining points, and two more, till twelve or fifteen frogs were gathered about my beacon, as thick as they could find elbow room on the float, all staring and blinking like so many strange water owls come up from the bottom to debate weighty things, with a little flickering will-o'-the-wisp nodding grave assent in the midst of them. But never a word was spoken; the silence was perfect.
Sometimes one, more fascinated or more curious than the others, would climb onto the float, and put his nose solemnly into the light. Then there would be a loud sizzle, a jump, and a splash; the candle would go out, and the wondering circle of frogs scatter to the lily pads again, all swimming as if in a trance, dipping their heads under water to wash the light from their bewildered eyes.
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The enchanting artist Apollonia the Red created a marvelous color palette in honor of my Professor Oddfellow persona. Entitled " Hail to the Prof," it is based upon a photo of me playing a version of the strategy game "Cathedral" with miniature architectural landmarks. 
The colors (left to right) of the Hail to the Prof palette are:
Olive: #787830 Different Path: #786030 Pluto Moss: #001818 Laca China: #E90909 Fruit Kiss: #F0A890 |  |
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My One-Letter Words dictionary has inspired a new color (and it's not scarlet!). It is entitled, naturally, " One Letter Words." The color was created and named by the New York City artist Linsomnia, who showcases her work on ColourLovers.com. The "One Letter Words" color features in Linsomnia's new color palette named for my " Do-Re-Midi" system of musical notation. I couldn't be more delighted!  One Letter Words, by Linsomnia HEX: #DFF76C RGB: 223, 247, 108
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|  Do-Re-Midi!, by Linsomnia. The purple is entitled "Wordsmith," the yellow is "One Letter Words," the green is "Verbiage," the light blue is "The Odd Fellow," and the darker blue is "Lexis."
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Early 20th-century postcards celebrating the Fourth of July. One from 1908 depicts shooting at cats as part of the celebration. Several address fireworks safety, with one "humorously" offering this advice: "How to prevent your boy being killed on the Fourth of July—kill him on the third." I prefer this cover from the Civil War Harper's Weekly, July 8, 1865, depicting the spirit of peace transforming the battlefield. Meanwhile, what's the best perfume to wear on the 4th of July, considering that no one has yet bottled the combined scent of charcoal, gunpowder, ketchup, beer, apple pie, grass, citronella, lemonade, corn, and ice?
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How's this for unusual publicity: a photo of my dictionary of one-letter words being endorsed by a feline friend of the First Dog of Kentucky (the First Dog being the governor's wife's pet). Let's see ... how many "degrees of separation" is that? Governor, First Lady, First Dog, feline friend, cat's owner, me. Yep, it's a classic "six degrees of separation" scenario, but "once removed" in terms of the species jump. Ken commented:
The Governor has probably met someone even more famous at some political or social gathering. It might even "backtrack" back to you in another direction, so that you'd be x degrees of separation from yourself.
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Robots on Fire
(anagrams: "son of orbiter," "strobe of iron," "reborn if soot," "borne
of riots," "orbit for eons," "sin for reboot," "best iron roof")
A robot using himself as a cigarette lighter.
Why not light a robot candle with robot safety matches?
Moral of this story: when testing the shaving cream, take all the expensive electronics off the robot first. (With pictures!)
The fire-breathing, airplane-tossing Robosaurus.
Christian Bale as a fiery, melting cyborg.
A two-headed fire-breathing robot bird.
Christian Ristow's robots destroy each other with fire on a regular basis.
A Subgenius robot on fire.
A flaming robot device that is lit at night.
Fire-spraying cyborgs.
Retro comic book fire-breathing robot.
Robot inferno.
Flaming humanoid robot art.
The robotic fire art of Heather Gallagher.
Sandman is an 850-lb fire shooting performance robot.
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Robots on fire(Anagrams:
"son of orbiter," "strobe of iron," "reborn if soot," "borne of riots,"
"orbit for eons," "sin for reboot," "best iron roof") A flaming robot device that is lit at night - BurningMan 2000 Why not light a robot candle with robot safety matches? Sandman is an 850-lb fire shooting performance robot.
The airplane-tossing fire-breathing RobosaurusFire-breathing retro-robot comic figure, by Mr. Hooper of Nashville, TN A robot using himself as a cigarette lighterChristian Ristow's robots destroy each other with fire on a regular basis.
A two-headed fire-breathing robot birdThe robotic fire art of Heather Gallagher A sub-genius robot on fireFire-spraying cyborgsChristian Bale as a fiery, melting cyborg. (Worth 1000) Flaming infernoEliot K Daughtry's Humanoid robot artMoral of this story: when testing the shaving cream, take all the expensive electronics off the robot first. (With pictures!) A new Japanese wine-tasting robot
fires a beam of light into the wine, and then uses an infrared
spectrometer to analyze the reflection. It studies the chemical
composition of the wine and delivers an instant verdict about how good
it is. (From Robots.net) A robotic camera is taking a fish bowl for a swim Murata Boy, the Robot that can Ride Bicycles, demonstrating gyro sensor technology Crabfu miniature live steam enginesAlso, How To Make Foil
This is a post that I am “co-blogging” with Hanan Levin of Grow-a-Brain. Thank you, Hanan, for the links you suggested!
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