CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"I've never had anything to do with witches." "But they had something to do with you." From Canada's answer to Dark Shadows, Strange Paradise episode 99.
That feeling when you're back in the magician's locked box. The subtitle reads, "You're back in that magician's locked box again, aren't you?" From Passions episode 48.
"Marriage is not to be considered seriously except when a gold mine with digging facilities appears on the horizon." From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1944. See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.