CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Today there are warning signs saying not to stand on the top. But in the good old days ... what a time was to be had! Photo courtesy of the AOK Library.
"His calm bearing suggests both ignorance of what looms behind him and serene awareness of his surroundings" (Esther J. Leong, Spaces and Time in Chinese Landscape Painting of the Fifteenth and Sixteenth Centuries, 1970). Photo courtesy of the Costică Acsinte Archive.
Jean Genet suggested that the sun resists the moon's efforts to muddle, thwart, and counteract the precise measurement of days. Genet says that the sun cleanses time while the moon makes it elastic and immeasurable. Here's another way to cleanse time, from Mocca, 1936.
Many are skeptical of "spirit photography," but here is what we know: (1) I took a photo of something "then," (2) linear time is an illusion, (3) you're seeing me take that photo "now," (4) there is a oneness. Thank you for smiling.
Before bad Photoshopping, folks pasted in crying babies whose heads are impossibly smaller than kittens'. But as a general rule, a basket of kittens does go with just about any photo, in the proper proportion, of course. From Die Bühne, 1926.
"The imaginary horse isn't real, but your idea of it is real" (Marietta McCarty, Little Big Minds, 2006). Photo as scanned by the Costică Acsinte Archive.