CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"I told you to get into pictures!" Heffy huffed. "Not this nonsense." Mariel spoke up. "Look, Sid, someone has to provide the nonsense, now that you’ve been called to a higher art." —Jeremy Edwards, The Pleasure Dial
"I had no idea what she was talking about. But I was used to that. I love Adrienne madly, and when her eyes glimmer that way she can speak nonsense or Old Norse, and I won’t mind." —Jeremy Edwards, Spark My Moment
This just in from Jonathan Caws-Elwitt: Harry Secombe, having described a typical warm-up routine preceding the Goon Show proper: "After that lot of nonsense the real nonsense would begin [...]"
According to my dictionary, "tommyrot" comes from "tommy" meaning "fool" and "rot," of course, meaning "nonsense." So tommyrot is a high-grade, real fool's nonsense, and not just any old generic, amateur nonsense. Similarly, I suppose, "tomfoolery" would be first-class fool's foolery, as distinct from your basic layperson's foolery. —Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
Says lyricist Howard Dietz, "I bought two ... speed boats, one with a top to ward off the rain, and one without. They were called 'Stuff' and 'Nonsense.' 'Nonsense' had been owned by Fred Astaire."
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt notes: "Nonsense" was presumably Astaire's name for the boat (which Dietz presumably built on in dubbing "Stuff" thusly)--because it's considered bad luck, isn't it, to rechristen a boat? I mean, how could it not be 'bad luck' to rechristen a boat? Pretty much everything is 'bad luck' to the nautical mind, unless it's one of the very specific things deemed to be 'good luck.'
"Wikipedia recognizes eleven genres of literature. Not only are 'erotic' and 'nonsense' among them, but they're listed side by side. Suddenly I feel very validated as a writer, haha." —Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
"Of course it is nonsense, but I am defensive about it and insist on exposing it to others. Surely it is very important nonsense for me." —Bob Neale, Wondering for Magicians
"Nonsense is, technically, done a disservice by its own name. After all, nonsense is so much more than the absence or even antithesis of sense. It is the presence of superlative silliness! That said, I love the word 'nonsense' in its own right, and wouldn't want to see it changed." —literary scalawag Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
"Nobody, of course, who enjoyed the pleasure of intimacy with him, expected him to talk anything but nonsense, but he need not, she felt, have descended to such utter nonsense, as that of which he had been guilty last night." —P. G. Wodehouse, Spring Fever, via Jonathan Caws-Elwitt