CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Oldest trick in the world. All holymen are hip to it. You gotta be what they want you to be. Then you’ll succeed. —Ken Wanio, “So You Want to be a Cab Driver” (2000)
“I was thinking that a beautiful woman could provide a, uh, diversion.” “Here we go again. Cherchez la femme. The oldest trick in the book.” —Clive Cussler, Polar Shift (2005)
Baited by a broad—the oldest trick in the book. —F. Paul Wilson, “The Lord’s Work,” The Mammoth Book of Dracula (1997)
“Trick” is dlllos in Homeric Greek, and the oldest known use of the term refers to a quite specific trick: baiting a good to catch a fish. East and west, north and south, this is the oldest trick in the book. No trickster has ever been credited with inventing a potato peeler, a gas meter, a catechism, or a tuning fork, but trickster invents the fish trap. —Lewis Hyde, Trickster Makes This World (1998)
He had fallen for the oldest trick in the book, the one con-men called bait-and-switch: if you tell a lie and get caught, back up and tell half the truth. —Stephen King, Needful Things (1991)
You didn’t honestly expect me to believe that business about needing information for a good friend, did you? That’s the oldest trick in the book. —Debbie Macomber, One Night (1994)
First , dust off the oldest trick in the book. Ask questions [to encourage close attention and active participation]. —Ted Burda, Baseball’s Hitting Secrets (2001)
Answer a question with a question. For cops and salesmen, this was the oldest trick in the book. And more often than not, it provided instant insight into a person’s motive for having asked the question in the first place. —Allen E. Wiesen, The Cairo Conspiracy (2004)
I felt him trying to twist me to the right and down so I just relaxed and went with his energy. Oldest trick in the book. The sudden absence of resistance caught him off guard and I felt him slip a bit. —Richard Marcinko, Violence of Action (2002)