CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The Joe Camel mascot wasn't the first animal to glamorize smoking to children. From Making Up with Mr. Dog by Albert Bigelow Paine and illustrated by J. M. Paine, 1901.
Here's a precursor to that line in John Waters' Pecker, in which an obscene caller asks for a body part to be put up to the phone. The caption reads, "Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone." From Georgia Southern's 1962 yearbook.
Though Dali's pocket watch began melting two decades earlier, the technology of a melting hourglass of course predates the melting of clockwork. From the University of the South's 1950 yearbook.
Back in 1969, college computer centers were still waiting for Steve Jobs' 1982 initiative to get an Apple computer in every school. Yes, it's literally a "computerless computer center," from St. Procopius' 1969 yearbook.
Here's a precursor to John Blase's logic that God is blue:
If God is Love (as the Bible says) and Love is Blue (as the song says) then the law of transitivity leads me to at least consider the possibility that God is Blue (as I’ve long hunched). —"In Praise of Blue," 2020