CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The blind driver labeled "begger man" is a precursor to the extremely nearsighted cartoon driver Mr. Magoo (who debuted 32 years later). From Akron's 1917 yearbook.
You know that the "What, me worry?" mascot of Mad Magazine is named Alfred E. Neuman. But here are some much earlier incarnations. Our favorite, of course, is "G. Daddleskink." From Colorado College's 1928 yearbook.
Here's a precursor to Werner Herzog living up to his promise that he would eat his shoe if Errol Morris ever completed the film Gates of Heaven. From Le Charivari, 1846.
Putting the basket on the hood is as good a way as any to show the world that you're the sort of person who goes on picnics. From Lustige Blätter, 1916. We're designating this a precursor to Mrs. Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances driving around with snow skiis sticking out of her car to show the neighbors that she's the sort of person who might go skiing.
Here's a precursor to electronic music pioneer Michael Iceberg, whose "Iceberg Machine" was once a fixture at Disneyland's and Walt Disney World's Tomorrowland. From Nebelspalter, 1958.
Here's a "spaghetti western," 40 years before the phrase was coined. The caption says, "Effect of a spaghetti dinner on members of a wild west show." From Life, 1923.
Here's a precursor to the Addams Family's mustachioed baby Pubert. The caption reads, "Young Mother (examining baby with magnifying glass): Harry, I'm simply tickled to death! I believe that when Baby grows up he's going to have a dark mustache." From Life, 1923.
You may already know this dieting innovation: on the How to Be Your Own Cat diet, you get to eat anything you want, whenever you want, but only until you're perfectly satisfied. Thing is, most people eat more than they're actually hungry for. The tips in How to Be Your Own Cat teach you the mindfulness required for this uncompromising diet.