CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Here's a precursor to Brian de Palma films. You'll be forgiven for identifing all Brian de Palma films in this one image. From Le Journal Amusant, 1922.
Here's a precursor to David Lynch's comic strip "The Angriest Dog in the World," about a dog "so angry he cannot move; he cannot eat; he cannot sleep; he can just barely growl; bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis." This vintage angriest dog appears in Judge's Library, 1905. Previously, we spotted an even closer precursor to Lynch's angry dog, here.
"Lifting wine glasses counts as exercise" quips celebrated humorist Elaine Ambrose, and she was hardly even joking. Here's a precurosr to her insight, from Le Courrier Français, 1907.
Here's a precursor to The Iceman Cometh. The sudden appearance of an ice man, and not the long-expected murderously jealous husband, ends a comedic sketch with one character screaming in fright, and the script promises that it's one of the best finishes in vaudeville. From A Cold Finish, A Vaudeville Sketch by Harry Lee Newton, 1905.
Here's a precursor to the film Naked Lunch, in which Judy Davis injects herself with enough insecticide that her very breath kills bugs. From Le Journal Amusant, 1899.
Here's a precursor to Jerry Lee Lewis playing the piano with his feet. From Le Journal Amusant, 1904. Previously, we saw three other precursors: this one, this one, and this one.
Here's a precursor to Werner Herzog living up to his promise that he would eat his shoe if Errol Morris ever completed the film Gates of Heaven. From Le Journal Amusant, 1905.
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Here's a surprising benefit to wearing Groucho-style glasses in the field. From Le Journal Amusant, 1905. Here's my very modest collection of vintage Groucho glasses precursors.