CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Again he raised the relic to his lips; the crew of the vessel crumbled into skeletons." From The Phantom Ship by Frederick Marryat and illustrated by H. R. Millar, 1896.
"'Did you say yes or no?' inquired Newton, who had caught her eye. 'I'll change my mind,' said Isabel, smiling." From Newton Forster by Frederick Marryat and illustrated by E. Sullivan, 1897.
An illustration from A Ramble Round the Globe by Baron Dewar (1894). The caption reads: "A gentleman in red."Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.