CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from Past, Present and Future by James E. White (1909). The caption reads: "Falling, gently falling. —Scene at Denver, Colo. / A Dangerous Power. —Scene at South Bend, Ind."
"The Crystal Ball:" an illustration from a 1901 issue of The Lady's Realm magazine. The caption reads: "With sudden fury he seized the crystal and flung it through the window with all his force."
An illustration from an 1876 issue of The Quiver magazine. The caption reads: "A mansion of the past." J adds: "and of the future—when it gets used as a stock exterior in various BBC series."
An illustration from an 1887 issue of Frank Leslie's Pleasant Hours magazine. The caption reads: "I endeavored to command speech, but something in the cold statuesque form froze every faculty."
"So many rows done, so many to be done—ah! Yes, 'tis March 30." From Cured by an Incurable by Philip Bennett Power and illustrated by Edmund Fitzpatrick, 1888.
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"[T]he hazards of scholarship and mortality: he was overwhelmed by the weight of documentation, by his own erudition, by overambition." —Mark Goldie, "Roger Morrice and the History of Puritanism," Religious Identities in Britain, 1660-1832
An illustration from a 1907 issue of The Reader magazine. The caption reads: "'Your dope is some wrong,' said the shade. 'Did you ever hear that every person had two minds?'"
An illustration from an 1887 issue of Frank Leslie's Pleasant Hours magazine. The caption reads: "The sexton's ghost.—'He saw something move. It was a tall figure, and it tottered weakly toward the gate on which he leaned."