CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from an 1899 issue of McClure's magazine. The caption reads: "'It's extraordinary,' Ackerly thought, as he ... listened to the spirits in the violin calling to the king cobra."
An illustration from a 1902 edition of Vaught's Practical Character Reader. The caption reads: "The above illustration shows that two Roman noses are surely too many in one family, especially in husband and wife."
83 years before Why Cats Paint: an illustration from a 1911 issue of Harper's magazine. The caption reads: "Mrs. Cat: 'Are you going to sit there and mew all day? Why don't you paint?' Mr. Cat: 'I am waiting for my mews to inspire me.'"
An illustration from a 1919 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "'Very well—go!' The cadaverous personage stood erect and pointed to the door. 'Go—but the demon will tap you on the shoulder and say, 'Come with me.'"
An illustration from a 1910 issue of Everybody's magazine. The caption reads: "But excitement and clamor over galloping about the country dressed like a canned tomato are simply ridiculous."
An illustration from a 1907 issue of The Strand magazine. The caption reads: "It still lingered on the door-mat." This should also be of interest:How to Believe in Your Elf.
An illustration from an 1895 issue of Pall Mall magazine. The caption reads: "'And I,' he said, 'lived nine months in the same house with that skunk.'"