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I dreamed of endings: At the end of a sentence a period, a full stop. Peer into its darkness, a celestial sky so dark nothing is visible save the darkness itself. Or it’s some kind of cave, an inscrutable Lascaux, a dim basement. Jazz musicians crowd beside bison hunters. Hear the shimmer of the cymbal and the erotic bleat of the saxophone, the clink of mouth-bound martini glasses, the soft murmur of warriors. Now lean closer, look as if through the aperture of a microscope. There’s an entire city. A single swart cell. An inkwell. The birthmark of the sentence. An insect whose legs my brother removed. You raise your head and look out at the room. Black ink from a silent movie gag circles your eye. — Gary Barwin
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I dreamed of a poem by Gary Barwin: The semicolon dreams. It isn’t one, but two. Brother and sister. Mother and child. Egg and sperm. Zygotic. X and Y. Chromosomal. A Bicameron over the corpus callosum of the page. A greater and lesser brain, brontosaural. A thought and its strange horn. The beginning and end of sleep. A dream of dreaming and of waking. A hand and its other becoming breath and its shadows, a one eye open, a book.
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I dreamed I underwent a colonoscopy. After the procedure, I was beautiful enough to appear in Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert's hilarious book Wigfield.  A semi-asterisk typo from page 156 of Wigfield.
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Granted, I was a typo, but that's why they called me "The Insinuator."
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I dreamed it was the ampersand's 40th birthday.
Photo source. --- Joy Fisher writes: No semicolon should show up to a party without a gift. This would be perfect for a 40 year old ampersand to rest his head on.
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I dreamed I had tea under the ampersand tree.* *Inspired by William Heyen's Pig Notes & Dumb Music: Prose on Poetry, which features the following line: "(& I dreamed a tree whose leaves were ampersands. . . .)" [ellipses and parentheses his]
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