CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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November 27, 2012 (permalink)

Our friend Ken shares a nesting box of a dream:

In the dream, you told me that you really liked a word I had coined. I responded that I wasn't surprised, because you'd actually coined the word yourself, in a dream I had (which was a dream within the dream I was in).

Here's a list of the levels:

1) Ken writing this e-mail to Craig describing
2) A dream I had, where you were impressed with the word I'd coined, where I said that
3) I'd had a dream where you had coined the word, and told it to me.

Make sense?

Unfortunately, I don't remember what the word was...
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October 14, 2012 (permalink)

An illustration from a 1917 issue of Good Housekeeping magazine.  The caption reads: "Shirts jumped out of my dreams with hoots resembling ghosts."
#vintage illustration #nightmare #sheet ghost #illustration #1910s
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September 27, 2012 (permalink)


If I find a faint shadow of hands on a wall and the memory of a rabbit in white chalk, I may recall that all dreaming is a kind of living where you cannot die no matter how many times you fall from the building.
—Geof Huth (see his entire piece here.)

Chalk rabbit underfoot by tech wizard Gordon Meyer.
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April 25, 2012 (permalink)


For Geof Huth, whose poems sometimes go backwards.
#vintage illustration #mermaid #merman #dreaming #illustration #geof huth
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April 6, 2012 (permalink)

Inspired by and for Gary Barwin.

#vintage illustration #gary barwin #surrealism #illustration
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April 4, 2012 (permalink)

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March 16, 2012 (permalink)

Do you remember,
when you were a child,
the animals used to call your name?
And you knew in the dark
when the others were dreaming
and you could never get to sleep.
Cat People (1982)

#vintage illustration #ghost elephant
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December 25, 2011 (permalink)

An illustration from an 1884 issue of London Society Illustrated magazine.  The caption reads: "What I saw after eating my Christmas pudding."  This will also be of interest: The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.

#vintage illustration #demons #monsters #hallucination #christmas pudding #illustration #1880s
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July 12, 2011 (permalink)

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

"Behind the dark masonry of the forehead there must be enigmas sleeping such as Amsterdam had never imagined in its wildest dreams.”
—Gustav Meyrink, The Green Face

For George Parker.
#vintage illustration #gustav meyrink #forehead #amsterdam
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June 9, 2011 (permalink)

To resist nightmares of the Spanish Inquisition, evoke the Danube at midday.  (This tip comes to us from The Stone Door by the great surrealist painter and author Leonora Carrington.)

#danube #leonora carrington #spanish inquisition
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April 22, 2011 (permalink)

We're so often mesmerized by rows of asterisks twinkling on pages of old books.  Here's an especially dreamy example from Wilfred Montressor: or, The Secret Order of the Seven (1865).

#vintage illustration #dream #asterisks #illustration
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November 7, 2010 (permalink)

Friedrich Nietzsche suggests:

We use up too much artistry in our dreams—and therefore often are impoverished during the day.  (The Wanderer and His Shadow, 1880)

However, Vladimir Nabokov notes:

Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and the immature, should be limited.  (Speak, Memory, revised edition, 1967)
#nabokov #nietzsche
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June 30, 2010 (permalink)

I dreamed I was being tested on Shakespeare's "Withdrawn," but I couldn't remember if it was a comedy, tragedy, or history.

Myrlin Hermes writes:

Strangely enough, you turned up in my dream last night, emerging from a TARDIS. Perhaps a subconscious reaction to your habit of blogging from the future? At any rate, I'm tickled by the image, which seems somehow fitting, given the way you have quite suddenly and wonderfully dropped into my consciousness.
#shakespeare #withdrawn
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December 9, 2009 (permalink)

"In dreams, I use my hands to propel myself through the dense atmosphere. I am heavy; I am unable to move quickly in the viscosity of the place. I pull myself forward with my fingertips, but not along the ground. A tapestry of woven strands lies below me and stretches out in front. This is how I move.

"In dreams, I negotiate a labyrinth. My mazes are open fields and dark interior spaces. They are inhabited, but no one is like me. They are obstacles and distractions, and I move past them on my way to freedom.

"In dreams, I don't remember the dull slumber of my waking hours."

—Jeff, Omegaword
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April 8, 2009 (permalink)

Dreams that argue
with you
are the best kind,
Glacier or Iceberg.

William Keckler, The Guidebook for Broken Coursers
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March 28, 2009 (permalink)


"Many Moons More," a painting in oil and epoxy resin by Erin Parish, 2005.
Christine shares:

I had a dream recently where I looked out of the window, and saw there were six moons, each at different phases of the moon's cycle. As I gaze up at the night sky, I see the stars stretching across it, and then bursts of colour, like celestial fireworks. I wonder how I've never seen this before, and feel filled with wonder at the world.

Christine's dream reminds us of our strange dream recounted here, and of our semicolon's dream of a double moon.

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Samar shares:

This reminded me of the dream that I had probably last week or so.  I saw that I was on the highest building in the world and I didn't know what the time was ... evening or early morning ... it was still dark with tinge of blue ... and I saw the world round ... clouds enveloped the whole world ... and suddenly the moon in the sky fell down ... it was something that scared me a lot.
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March 12, 2009 (permalink)


Photo by krisatomic.
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February 9, 2009 (permalink)

"The function of dreams, they tell us, is to unlearn or purge the brain of unneeded connections—according to this view what goes through the mind in a dream is merely the result of a sort of neural housecleaning.  They also suggest that it may be damaging to recall dreams, because doing so might strengthen mental connections that should be discarded.  'We dream in order to forget,' they write." —William Burroughs, The Western Lands
#dreams #burroughs
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January 15, 2009 (permalink)

"From mirror to mirror—this is what I happen to dream of—the totality of things, the whole, the entire universe, divine wisdom could concentrate their luminous rays into a single mirror." —Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (A book absolutely not-to-be-missed.)
#vintage illustration #illustration #italo calvino #mirrors #totality of things #entire universe #if on a winter's night a traveler
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November 19, 2008 (permalink)

From the psyche of Jeff:

I dreamed I was a cold fish in a warm solar wind.  Inhabiting four states of matter, I swam in blue northern water below winter's trees, quiescent in the frosty atmosphere where Aurora lives.

Jeff writes:

Very nice! In fact, I'd say it looks better here than it did on my blog. Now I'm getting a little bit sad. In fact, I'm crying. Bitter tears are pooling on the floor, and splashing on my keyboard. My computer is ruined. Now I'm getting a little bit enraged. My forehead is marred with the impressions of the keys on my damaged keyboard. I'm hideous! Why? Why? Why?
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