CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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February 11, 2009 (permalink)

"I rather enjoy that sense of bewilderment a novel gives you when you start reading it, but if the first effect is fog, I'm afraid the moment the fog lifts my pleasure in reading will be lost, too."
Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (Why not mention again how marvelous this book is?!)

"The Ancient Irish Epic Tale," created by stephanie.
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January 30, 2009 (permalink)

Over at Aeclectic Tarot, Bonnie Cehovet reviews Magic Words: A Dictionary and discusses what makes a word magical.

Meanwhile, a recent contest at SPOGG (involving the word "lickerish") offered our book Not Rocket Science as a prize.  Here's the announcement of the winner and runner-up.
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January 22, 2009 (permalink)

We stumbled upon a spooky yet poetic mention of one-letter words in an article about brainstorming for graphic designers:

[J]ot down some one letter words that best describe your idea.
For example: sunset, skeleton, dark and death.

Sunset, skeleton, dark, and death.  Are these truly one-letter words?  (Delightful of you to ask, by the way!)  They are, indeed!

Sunsets recall more than a single one-letter word:  While the French poet Victor Hugo famously said that "O is the sun," astronomers use a different one-letter word to designate the class of yellow stars to which our sun belongs: G.  Additionally, in the ionosphere, the E layer develops around sunset, at an altitude of 90-130km.

Skeletons recall the letter R.  In organic chemistry, "The letter R represents the carbon skeleton of the molecule" (Gerard Tortora, Principles of Anatomy and Physiology, 2005).  And novelist William Gibson has noted "the color of glow-in-the-dark toy skeletons, each with its own iconic M" (Pattern Recognition, 2003). 

Darkness recalls M, a state of deep, dreamless sleep in which consciousness is "lost in darkness" (Joseph Campbell, The Mythic Image, 1974).  Poet Tom Sleigh describes an injured driver's face, "each eye / an x of darkness" ("The Wreck," The Dreamhouse, 1999).

Death recalls Z, as in Arnold Yarrow's Death is a Z (1978).  It also recalls O, as in cultural theorist Earl Jackson, Jr.'s "big O of death" (Strategies of Deviance, 1995).

Sunset, skeleton, dark, and death: all highly evocative definitions of our ABCs!
#spooky #one-letter words
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January 21, 2009 (permalink)

"Literature's worth lies in its power of mystification, in mystification it has its truth; therefore a fake [i.e., a counterfeit of an author's work], as the mystification of a mystification, is tantamount to a truth squared."
Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (Such an extraordinary book!)
#literature #italo calvino #mystification
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January 19, 2009 (permalink)

We wish to comfort a blogger who is chilled "to think of how our language will soon be condensed to one letter words and the absence of vowels."  We saw this coming years ago.  Forewarned is forearmed.  Hence: One-Letter Words: A Dictionary and All-Consonant Words: A Dictionary.  If there's anything else we can do, let us know.
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January 17, 2009 (permalink)

From our Magic Words outpost at Blogger:

"'Creation,' like 'creative,' is one of those hypnotic words which are prone to cast a spell upon the understanding and dissolve our thinking into a haze.  And out of this nebulous state of the intellect springs a strange but widely prevalent idea.  The shaping spirit of imagination sits aloof, like God as he is commonly conceived, creating in some thaumaturgic fashion out of nothing its visionary world.  That and that only is deemed to be 'originality'—that, and not the imperial moulding of old matter into imperishably new forms.  The ways of creation are wrapt in mystery; we may only marvel, and bow the head."  —John Livingston Lowes, The Road to Xanadu, 1927
#mystery #creativity #creation
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January 16, 2009 (permalink)

Our dictionary of Magic Words has garnered five new reviews:

Magic Words is more than a dictionary - it is an impassioned call to writers, magicians and laypeople to bring magic back into their vocabulary. It is, in fact, an incantation calling forth the demons hidden within our speech, and no reader will finish this book without succumbing to its spell.

Let there be no doubt about it: Conley is on a mission to promote literacy, and his love of words possesses the cabbalistic reverence of an alchemist in pursuit of gold. For it is in the meaning of each word, of each letter of each word, that we discover the mysterious powers of language - or, as the author puts it, it is the inherent enchantment of the word that gives literature its magical influence. And this book will influence you in a most magical way.

—Anthony Marais, author of The Cure

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Words are inherently magical for the writer—also frustrating, obtuse, enchanting and expressive in various moments and times. We struggle with them, delight in them, and weave them together to form significant combinations.  Dictionaries are our friends, lists of synonyms our best buddies, and there are many of us who take simple delight in the well-turned phrase.  Craig Conley has given us a gift beyond regard: a dictionary of 720 of the words used by (stage) magicians throughout the ages.  Who can forget the shiver of delight we felt when hearing "open sesame" in the tale of Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves?  Or the eternal Abracadabra! and Hocus Pocus?  Now we know where they originated, with their meanings, in combinations, and source material.  But this is no common dictionary!  Conley clearly loves words.  "Hocus Pocus: These primal, rhyming syllables echo the transcendental incantations of Latin rites, reverberating through hallowed cloisters.  They invoke an ancient, unworldly power, especially when enunciated slowly and authoritatively." (p. 327)  Highly recommended for anyone with a taste for words.

—Lisa Mc Sherry, Facing North

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This 352 page dictionary of magic words was a real hoot to review, I had a blast just thumbing through the pages and learning about myths, origins, trivia and other cool stuff. I even learned how to summon zombies and bring big changes into my life. I also found the illustrations and icons to be very helpful with the process.  I must tell you I knew of some magic words from books and movies, but I never imagined there were so many and even how they came to be in the first place. I think this voluminous teacher will go a long way in helping anyone broaden their horizons. I would recommend it to those who enjoy learning. Thanks Craig, for the interesting and informative experience.

—Riki Frahmann, Mystic Living Today

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I just got "Magic Words: A Dictionary." What fun! Magic words taken from literature, plays, movies; all the way from Ovid to Shakespeare to Ronald Hutton to J.K. Rowling!

Each word is presented as a word (with variations, if any) and then in a quote, and then meanings are given from many historical sources.

It would be interesting to sprinkle them in my conversation or journal writing or even for magic! Alakazam and abracadabra and hocus pocus, but also Hola Noa Massa, and Lit Flitt Latt Flight, and Shubismack. They are even just fun to say.

There is also an Appendix of "magic words" used by people in various professions - "action" for movies, "troubleshoot" for computer technicians.

Chela's Amazon.com review

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Any interested in the words and philosophy of Wicca and magic will find Magic Words a fascinating dictionary packed with magic words and phrases from around the world. Over seven hundred essay-style entries probe the origins of magical words, their history, and their variations. Sources range from ancient Medieval alchemists to modern necromancers and magical legends, making for a fine trivia and study reference.

—Diane C. Donovan, California Bookwatch
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January 14, 2009 (permalink)

We wrote a guest blog about magic words for Neatorama today.
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January 13, 2009 (permalink)

"What does the name of an author on the jacket matter?  Let us move forward in thought to three thousand years from now.  Who knows which books from our period will be saved, and who knows which authors' names will be remembered?  Some books will remain famous but will be considered anonymous works, as for us the epic of Gilgamesh; other authors' names will still be well known, but none of their works will survive, as was the case with Socrates; or perhaps all the surviving books will be attributed to a single, mysterious author, like Homer." —Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (A work of genius!)
#italo calvino #if on a winter's night a traveler
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January 11, 2009 (permalink)

Did you know that International Swear Like Shakespeare Day is Nov. 27, 2009?  We're honored to announce that SwearLikeShakespeare.com is featuring our illustration of curses of Shakespearean proportions.

If an infinite number of monkeys type for an infinite amount of time, will they will eventually produce every possible Shakespearean insult?  This is our question, not Wilfried Hou Je Bek's, but he did inspire it.  Here's a link to a PDF of a maledicta book produced by a group of Sulawesi Macaque monkeys: Notes Towards the Complete Words of Shakespeare.
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January 8, 2009 (permalink)

"The author of every book is a fictitious character whom the existent author invents to make him the author of his fictions." —the stunning Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler
#if on a winter's night a traveler #calvino #authorship
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January 5, 2009 (permalink)

"Speculate, reflect: every thinking activity implies mirrors."  —Italo Calvino's masterpiece, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler

#mirror
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January 4, 2009 (permalink)

"At one time a language existed that was immediately comprehensible to anyone with the concept of language." —William Burroughs, Cities of the Red Night
#burroughs #language
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January 3, 2009 (permalink)

Writing an "abbreviated history" isn't as easy it would seem.  For example:

Lt. Gen. Wm. B. of LV, NV (b. '43): mia (awol?) c. '63.  [42 characters]

Translation:
Lieutenant General William Baxter of Las Vegas, Nevada (born 1943) went missing in action (absent without leave?) circa 1963.  [106 characters]

The best abbreviated history we've seen has the squirm-inducing title of Castration: An Abbreviated History of Western Manhood.
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December 31, 2008 (permalink)

From A Surrealist Dictionary by J. Karl Bogartte:

GOWN: A joyful humming sound given off by spider webs during electrical storms.
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December 29, 2008 (permalink)

"You have with you the book you were reading ... which you are eager to continue, so that you can then hand it on to her, to communicate again with her through the channel dug by others' words, which, as they are uttered by an alien voice, by the voice of that silent nobody made of ink and typographical spacing, can become yours and hers, a language, a code between the two of you, a means to exchange signals and recognize each other." —Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (We've mentioned that this book is a masterpiece, right?)
#literature #italo calvino
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December 26, 2008 (permalink)

"How to establish the exact moment in which a story begins?  Everything has already begun before, the first line of the first page of every novel refers to something that has already happened outside the book.  Or else the real story is the one that begins ten or a hundred pages further on, and everything that precedes it is only a prologue." —Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler  (We need not mention how wonderful this book is.)
#writing #italo calvino #storytelling
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December 22, 2008 (permalink)

"'Escape' is one of those words I cannot hear without abandoning myself to endless ruminations."
—the immortal Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler
#escape #italo calvino
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December 17, 2008 (permalink)

"The more gray and ordinary and undistinguished and commonplace the beginning of this novel is, the more you and the author feel a hint of danger looking over that fraction of 'I' that you have heedlessly invested in the 'I' of a character whose inner history you know nothing about." —Italo Calvino, If On a Winter's Night a Traveler

Sixteenth century illustration by Geoffroy Tory.

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Jeff writes:

I can relate.  How well do we know that other i, really?

Prof. Oddfellow writes:

I learned the hard way that the other i's life is dotted with glamorous parties but also secrets and deceptions.
#ornate capital #letter I #writing #italo calvino #novel
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December 14, 2008 (permalink)

"'Questionable' is a splendid word; I have always attached a great philological value to it.  It calls up a desire both to pursue and to avoid, or at any rate a very cautious pursuit, and stands in the twofold light shed by what is noteworthy and notorious in a thing—or a person."
Thomas Mann, Doctor Faustus
#questionable #thomas mann
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