CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Reblog if you take "Seen, eaten, gone" vacations. From Sharing Experiences by McKee & McCowen and illustrated by Corinne Malvern & Sylvia Haggander, 1947.
This curse muttered by a biologist, "erysipelatous strabismic steatopygian" is a Googlewhack, though it occurs in Van Vogt's The Voyage of the Space Beagle. The individual words paint a grotesque picture.
"If we are with the right and for it, though all the world have gone over to the other side, the long line of ancestral and glorified men are behind us, —troops of beautiful, tall angels, to enshield us from all wrong." From Manual and Diagrams to Accompany Metcalf's Grammars by Carl Garrison, 1901.
If you happen to be out of a "hhg of aunty ock" (Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?), here's one, and may it be just in time. From Wizardry IV: The Return of Werdna Handbook.