Yours respectively.  From National Magazine, 1903.

Here's a great passage from William S. Burroughs (The Adding Machine) on how "coincidence" is a magic word for so-called rationalist science heroes to banish evidence of metaphysical phenomena.  Burroughs also notes a surefire way to prove that scientism deals not with logic but with faith.

When it comes to incantations, we're delighted that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is referenced.

"Stopp enviten trubbel!"  From The Judge, 1918.

As of this posting, the word "semblingation" is a Googlewhack (zero results).  From Florida Southern's 1911 yearbook.

Here's a 10-year spelling simpliciation plan that never happened, and the article itself applies each new rule as it is described.  From The Etownian, 1958.

We're delighted that Lacey Echols called our One-Letter Words: A Dictionary "fool-proof," a "saving grace," "extremely educational, entertaining, and useful."  Here's a snippet from the article "My Visit to Grant's Tome" (Word Ways), in which our dictionary is put to the test:

I wanted to find all one-letter, two-letter, three-letter, etc. words in any given word.  There was one problem.  Even though I have a fairly large vocabulary, I do not know many words which are one-letter words.  Ask me to identify three- and four-letter words, and I am at ease.  One letter?  The only common single letter words are 'a' and 'I'!  However, I was fortunate to hear about a book which could be my saving grace, One-Letter Words: A Dictionary, by Craig Conley.  I felt my confidence begin to soar because with the help of this dictionary I should easily be able to count all one-letter words in any given word, or could I?  Being a bit of a skeptic, I tested my skill with the word 'ait.'  'I' and 'a' are legitimate, but what about 't'?  Sure enough, Mr. Conley provides 58 instances in which 't' is used as a word.  As an example, 'it suits you to a T' uses 't' as a word.  Hallelujah!  But 'ait' is a fairly simple word.  What about 'Mozambique'?  I feel a time-consuming project ahead.  Actually, the dictionary is fool-proof.  There are thirty-five examples using the word 'z' and even twenty-seven examples of the word 'q'. ... I found [Conley's dictionary and Jeff Grant's Concise Dictionary of 2 Letter Words] to be extremely educational, entertaining, and useful for a novice word counter.  Maybe if I never let anyone use these books, I will be able to win all games which include identifying actual words in any given word.

It's now politically incorrect to call foreign languages "strange tongues."  We once studied strange tongues but didn't keep in practice (we weren't friends with enough strangers), so now we're better at reading strangely than speaking strangely.  From North Central's 1986 yearbook.

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“Perhaps it is time we stopped pretending that medical-sounding labels contribute anything to our understanding of the complex causes of human distress or of what kind of help we need when distressed.” —Professor John Read, qtd. in "Study: Psychiatric Diagnoses Are ‘Scientifically Meaningless’ In Treating Mental Health"

Not only is this a precursor to How to Be Your Own Cat, but check out that word "metamorphosiological"!  This is the only instance of that word in print that we've found.

From The Woman That Was a Cat, A Metamorphosiological Sketch in One Act by Eugene Scribe, originally presented in 1827.

Many feel worried about being labeled a homophone.  And for good reason!  Homophones live in constant turmoil.  They might be inappropriately complimented on their tails instead of their tales.  They may seek a night out and instead find themselves with an out knight.  Oiling up for a hot sun in the sky, they may find themselves burning for a hot son in this guy.  They may fear that wholly idle hours "could make a holy idol ours."  Their addressed mail could transform into a dressed male.  They can forget joining aural sects.  They must be careful lest they gaze farther at a gay's father.  The very idea of wresting yore feat on a pouffe leaves them utterly confused.  

Here's some maledicta punctuated by firecrackers, from Purdue's 1916 yearbook.

"Text fly within the book only."  At first, we interpreted that as, "words take flight within the confines of the book covers."  Given that the book in question (scanned here by Archive.org) is about Merlin, that felt about right.  (Even so, one might argue otherwise, that text can fly outside of a book as well; consider some persons being "crammed to the throat with Scripture, so that they cannot open their mouths but a text flies out" [An Inquiry Into the Nature of Responsibility by T. Simmons Mackintosh, 1840]).  But then we realized that a "text fly" is what emerges from a bookworm's cocoon ... and so this particular book has encased or imprisoned a text fly, presumably for entomologists.

The last two words in this book are not "the end" but "the beginning."  In fact, any author can finish a book this way and thereby turn it into a living text.  A doodle of a crown is optional but can't hurt.  From The Sword in the Stone, written and illustrated by T. H. White, 1939.

Here's a mention of a nonsensical vowelless word ... and we wish the consonants in question had been included, because it might very well have appeared in Webster's Dictionary of Improbable Words: All-Consonant and All-Vowel Words.

From Million Dollar Baby by Amy Patricia Meade, 2006

To this day, there are fewer than 50 Google results for the word "phototures."  From Rockingham's 1970 yearbook.