CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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January 18, 2013 (permalink)

Overheard at lunch: "She calls a comforter a duvet and I want to kill her every time she does that."

It was a great (if chilling) reminder of how using the right word can prevent murderous impulses.
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January 17, 2013 (permalink)

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt coined a new oath or expletive: "Jumping dingbats!"  He explains: "I come by it honestly, having encountered a technical glitch whereby the fancy typographical divider known as a dingbat jumps one line upward in the course of file conversion, so that the text is now divided in the wrong place."

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

#seesaw #jonathan caws-elwitt
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January 6, 2013 (permalink)

Did you know that buxom has both an obsolete and an archaic meaning?  Obsolete: compliant, obliging.  Archaic: lively, good-tempered.

From Appleton's magazine, 1908.
#vintage illustration #pianist #illustration #archaic meaning #obsolete meaning
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December 26, 2012 (permalink)

Did you know that Santa's nightmare word is "unfilled"?  We find proof in Life, 1918.

#vintage illustration #santa #illustration #unfilled
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December 3, 2012 (permalink)

An illustration from a 1901 issue of McClure's magazine.  The caption reads: "Filled my bosom full of smothered language."

#vintage illustration #vintage men #hugging #illustration #men hugging
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November 24, 2012 (permalink)

Pronounced not unlike the quacking of a duck, gwork is a wonderful word handed down from the language of the Cewri (the "giants" of Welsh folklore).  In a nutshell, it means "struggling to the last."  It implies "to enjoy fighting, and to be fond too of what you're fighting for, or of what you're fighting against. . . . [I]t means enjoying life to the end or at least fighting to enjoy life to the end."  It seems to declare in one breath "that you were glad to have lived and that you'd struggle to the last to feel you were glad, in fact fight to the last to feel it; to feel, I mean, that weak as you might be, that defeated as you might be, that humiliated as you might be, that feeble and ridiculous as you might be, and as much like a wounded insect as you might be, you still refused to curse life. . . . It means using the soul in us to fight and enjoy the universe at the same time.  And to achieve this trick we've got to feel the soul in us as if it were in some sort of way independent of the body, although not necessarily . . . capable of surviving the death of the body.  We've got to feel it as if it were an unconquerable generator of energy within us, as if it were a self-quickening pulse of power and force, like a bodiless living creature, a creature of an airy rather than of a fluid or fiery essence, but a creature we can feel . . . in our two hands, our two legs, our sex organs and all our senses" (John Cowper Powys, Porius, pp. 569-70).
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November 21, 2012 (permalink)

You've heard of "hypertext," yet what text isn't "hyper"?  "The very act of reading requires us, albeit generally unconsciously, to continually perceive links, references, and contexts for the words we read, which come to us already endowed with meanings at the moment we perceive them" (Jane Yellowlees Douglas, The End of Books--or Books Without End? 2001).
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November 18, 2012 (permalink)

Mike shares the latest ridiculousness from the National Weather Service: "Tide levels are expected to reach about one to one and a half feet above predicted levels."  People are being paid to come up with this ludicrousness, and they don't even work for The Onion.  Meanwhile, our challenge stands for any meteorologist to concoct a more accurate weather report than our controversial Arcane Weathervane.
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November 8, 2012 (permalink)

Nmph: the sound of swallowing a bug, in all-consonant glory.  From the genius Scotsmen of Burnistoun.
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October 30, 2012 (permalink)

From our blog on magic words and symbols spotted in the wild:
We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited several times in "A Treatise on Vowel Symbolism" by Joannes Richter.

Meanwhile, here's Chris' take on vowels:
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October 9, 2012 (permalink)

We're delighted to be referenced more than once in this Irish Times article about the popularity of the letter E.
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October 7, 2012 (permalink)

"One letter words result in a sitting dog."  That seemingly absurd statement actually makes sense in the context of this unusual dachshund font (with duck, poodle, and chihuahua versions).  Please don't inquire about the period.

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September 23, 2012 (permalink)

each word
seen from inside
knows you
—the perspicacious Gary Barwin
(See his whole poem at The Week Shall Inherit the Verse.)

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September 16, 2012 (permalink)


Florescent [sic] bulbs.  (An in-joke dedicated to Jonathan's "Black and White Bathroom").
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July 27, 2012 (permalink)

You'll recall that in January of 2011 we presented an Internet first: an actual lime bathed in limelight.

We're now prepared to reveal the word that made it all possible: pentadecylparatolylketone.  It's the chemical makeup of limelight, and it's "the better part of valour," no less!  This we learn in Punch, May 9, 1896.
#vintage illustration #limelight #illustration #pentadecylparatolylketone
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June 24, 2012 (permalink)


We had the pleasure and honor of illustrating the hysterical wordplay in the chapter titles of famed magician Jeff McBride's new book, The Show Doctor.
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June 21, 2012 (permalink)

The acronym "CAPTCHA" ("Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart") was coined in 2000, but we've traced the concept all the back to the late 1800s.  Our evidence comes from Wide World Magazine, Sept. 1898.

Is this a CAPTCHA test or the signature of the Zulu chief Cetywayo?
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May 22, 2012 (permalink)

An illustration from a 1917 issue of Everybody's magazine.  The caption reads: "That is pronounced 'Cwix-ot-ic,' she corrected."
#vintage illustration #illustration #quixotic #woman #vintage woman
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May 4, 2012 (permalink)

We're honored that the Frog Applause comic strip asked us to name the fear that one's ear trumpet will be struck by lightning.  Here's the backstory, including a cartoon secret.

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April 27, 2012 (permalink)

Reviews of our recent collaboration, Jinx Companion, continue to pop up.  We're especially tickled by this one:

This collaborative work proves that self-published books can really, truly succeed.  The Jinx Companion, a fun and informative study guide of sorts, was compiled by three writers—Craig Conley, Gordon Meyer, and Fredrick Turner—over the course of a yearlong study of Annemann's Jinx magazine.

Arguably one of the most important periodicals in the history of conjuring, and the source of much inspiration and the fodder for many other books, it's a wonder that no one considered planning a guided tour of The Jinx before.

Thankfully, this triumvirate knows how to lead an expedition, and has done so with great style and a sense of fun, which permeates each page of the publication.  The trio culled important or fascinating references, mapped out paths to forgotten miracles, and brought back other tantalizing tidbits from obscurity (or the depths of memory, at least).  Incorporated throughout are the cut-and-paste graphics that made Annemann's original so intriguing and visually interesting in the first place.  All those factors make this a trip worth taking.

... Ultimately ... the treatise is a keeper.  It reawakened my interest in past bits that I'd forgotten about, and it opened my eyes to things I'd never really noticed in Annemann's work.  And that's the general idea, so the authors have clearly scored a hit.

—Gabe Fajuri, MAGIC Magazine
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