CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Believe it or not, a lot of people are actually afraid to feel a moment of joy, because they're so afraid of that moment when it will be gone." —Sylvia Browne, Blessings from the Other Side
"Surprising though it may sound, the most pernickety professional clockmakers are by no means averse to washing the mechanism in water." —Michel Doussy, The Art of Restoring Antiques(1978)
"It may be said, we do not become wood when we know wood. The answer, surprising though it may sound, is that in so far as we know wood we do become it." —The Downside Review (1936)
"What most people don't undestand, is that the more focused and positive you are, the higher levels of motivation you will have." —Lesley Morrissey, Grow Your Own Achievers (2002)
"Words and forms that did not exist at all in standard English some time ago are now becoming accepted into the standard language and may already have become fully accepted. This may surprise you." —Robert Lawrence Trask, Say What you Mean!(2005)
"The first step in the writing process is to understand the assignment. This may surprise you if you have never thought about the variety of writing assignments you may encounter." —John A. Beck & Marmy A. Clason, Light on the Path (2007)