CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Don't go to any pub named after authors (Dickens) or characters (Sherlock Holmes). When in doubt about a pub, find open water (river, lake) and you will find good pubs there!" This London pub map from 1994 was drawn for Jonathan Caws-Elwitt.
Two whole pages are dedicated to the snow of 1976 (though the yearbook is dated 1977, of course it covers the months previous). We appreciate the accuracy of the coverage. From Rend Lake's 1977 yearbook. Speaking of pregnantly blank maps, see this extraordinarily usual thing: The Carte Blanche Atlas.
A blindfold is a powerful tool for making a blank map even blanker. From The Film Daily, 1932. See The Carte Blanche Atlas of seemingly impossibly blank maps.
It's when a page is missing outside of a book that one should really begin worrying. The text reads, "Pages missing within the book only." From the scan ofThe Psychology of Feeling and Emotion by Christian Ruckmick, 1936.
"In the map your heart is taking the curves. Sometimes you miss one in the borderlands. Sometimes you get there with the help of the saints." From Mothers News, 2013.
Normally we'd be all for this sort of thing, but the brutal truth is that this particular Non-Written Comix panel does nothing for us. From The Martlet. 1977.
This memorial would have been more poignant had the page actually been left blank and not filled with words. Then again, how is one to know when a page has been intentionally left blank? From George Washington's 1993 yearbook.
It's so difficult to empathize with yearbook editors. Not only did these ham-fists mismanage their content and find themselves inexplicably unable to delete blank pages, but they had the audacity to encourage folks left out of the yearbook to draw themselves and their friends in with crayon. (The implication is that if you were left out, your loser friends were left out too.) Offensive. From Monclair's 1977 yearbook. For peace of mind, see How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.