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Wow, someone called Tim Morris so hated borrowing from the library (not buying, mind you!) our acclaimed A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound that he went onto Amazon Australia to defame it. This beggars our imagination! We quote the 1-star review below, for how hilariously he displays his intellect:
I borrowed this book from the library once and could not make head nor tail of it. I am still not truly sure if it is written seriously as esoterica or as a mere curiosity. If you believe you can hear a mythical creature instead of seeing it, by listening in random places in nature and trying REALLY HARD, I really don't know what to say. True students of actual folklore will explain the storied history of how the modern idea of unicorns came to be, it contains things like gazelles, rhinoceros, and the valuable horn of the Narwhal sold to gullible people. All this New Aged spiritual garbage regarding unicorns is mere delusions. I will say it plainly again-THERE ARE PEOPLE IN 2024 THAT BELIEVE IN UNICORNS AND FAIRIESIf that doesn't make you feel sick, I don't know what to say.
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