CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The more Cupids it takes to bind a couple together, the higher the chances that the union won't endure. From Duke's 1918 yearbook. See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.
Like something out of a Japanese horror film, these blurry-faced cheerleaders haunt the UC Southern Branch yearbook of 1959. See How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.
We checked, and it turns out to be true -- happiness is, indeed, an overhead projector, and as this technology becomes increasingly obsolete, sadness spreads across the globe. From Wake Forest's 1975 yearbook.
As a general rule, never hold your marotte upside down in front of a giant skull with a sword piercing one eye. An ounce of prevention and so on. From Tulane's 1896 yearbook.