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WANING CRESCENTThe semicolon appears to be partly but less than one-half illuminated by the reading lamp. The fraction of the semicolon's dot that is illuminated is decreasing, like a cut flower without a vase. The darkness grows like a gathering thunderstorm. This semicolon appears before the New Semicolon and after the Last Quarter Semicolon. The crescent will grow smaller and smaller every day, until the semicolon looks like the New Semicolon.
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| Puzzles and Games :: Which is Funnier |
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How did the editor of Punch reply to someone who complained that his magazine was not as funny as it used to be?
Clue: He spoke three words.
Answer: “It never was.” (The answer is in black text on the black background. Highlight it to view.)
Citation: Joseph S. Nye, Bound to Lead: The Changing Nature of American Power (1990), p. 87.
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| The Ghost in the [Scanning] Machine |
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~ Mysterious Beards ~ 
Portrait from The Poetical Works of Owen Meredith (Robert, Lord Lytton).
"‘Maybe he has a mysterious beard.’ ‘Who cares? It’s his soul that matters.’” —Munsey’s Magazine --- June ponders: Maybe they were calling Shakespeare "The Beard" and pronounced it "bard"!
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 Is it true, as Momus
suggests, that there are "few tales which would not be improved by the
addition of the phrase 'suddenly, a shot rang out'"? Decide for
yourself as we alter the opening lines of . . . THE SNOW QUEEN by Hans Christian Andersen Now then, let us begin. When we are at the end of the story, we shall know more than we know now: but to begin. Suddenly a shot rang out.
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From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
Inspired by Jeff Hawkins, who mentioned "the comfort of Euclidean space."
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INSTRUCTIONS: Click on the puzzle image below to reveal one possible solution.
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| Did You Hear the One I Just Made Up? |
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Had Keats majored in economics, might he have wondered (in an elevated style) what doth a Grecian earn? Gary Barwin adds: And if Browning had majored in economics, he'd have written "My Last Ducat."
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In this passage, two detective monks exploring a labyrinthine library encounter a book about unicorns in what amounts to the "Fiction" section: "But why have they also put a book with the unicorn among the falsehoods?" I asked. "Obviously the founders of the library had strange ideas. They must have believed that this book which speaks of fantastic animals and beasts living in distant lands was part of the catalogue of falsehoods spread by the infidels...." "But is the unicorn a falsehood? It's the sweetest of animals and a noble symbol. It stands for Christ, and for chastity; it can be captured only by setting a virgin the forest, so that the animal, catching her most chaste odor, will go and lay its head in her lap, offering itself as prey to the hunters' snares." "So it is said, Adso. But many tend to believe that it's a fable, an invention of the pagans." "What a disappointment," I said. "I would have liked to encounter one, crossing a wood. Otherwise what's the pleasure of crossing a wood?" . . . "But console yourself, they exist in these books, which, if they do not speak of real existence, speak of possible existence." — Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose
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“I am looking forward with confidence to the day when your ship will come in and discharge its cargo.” —Platt Rogers
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Which is funnier: a brandy bottle or a prayer book?
Clue: This is according to biographer Lytton Strachey.
Answer: a brandy bottle. (The answer is in black text on the black background. Highlight it to view.)
Citation: Michael Holroyd, Lytton Strachey: A Critical Biography (1968), p. 315.
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From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:
Inspired by Jeff, who ran with the concept here.
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WANING CRESCENT (PROGRESSIVE)"The period of moonlit and starlit nights continued." —Ronald Mathias Lockley, Shearwaters (1942)
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 Is it true, as Momus
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addition of the phrase 'suddenly, a shot rang out'"? Decide for
yourself as we alter the opening lines of . . . THE TIME MACHINE by H. G. Wells The Time Traveller (for so it will be convenient to speak of him) was expounding a recondite matter to us. His grey eyes shone and twinkled, and his usually pale face was flushed and animated. The fire burned brightly, and the soft radiance of the incandescent lights in the lilies of silver caught the bubbles that flashed and passed in our glasses. Suddenly, a shot rang out.
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