CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An ardent (from the Latin root "to burn") collector of our books received a strangely warm package in the mail. He said that by the time he dropped it, "the package had gotten really hot and sort of burst open on its own and was emitting a bright creepy light." Indeed, this is not unheard of when How to Believe in Your Elf, Magic Archetypes: The Art Behind The Science Of Conjuring, andPuzzling Portmeirion: An Unconventional Guide to a Curious Destinationcome into close contact and are also inverted (the collector lives Down Under, you see, where everything is upside-down). "I was guessing that there are either some pretty powerful secrets in Magic Archetypes," the collector wrote, "or perhaps these sinister books of yours really are forbidden in Australia."
"He said farewell to the sky country and let himself down to earth—by one of his own strands of yarn." From Canadian Fairy Tales by Cyrus MacMillan, 1922.