CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
It is an outright lie that there are very few one-letter words and that they're rarely misspelled. For proof, see One-Letter Words: A Dictionary. This false quotation is from Word Juggler User's Manual, 1984.
Anything we say about this photo will constitute slander, and we don't need smiling m*niacs coming after us with axes, gas cans, and a hatred of culture. From Washington & Lee's 1980 yearbook.
Wondering if this was an accidental skull-face effect, we analyzed the photo with our custom Uncanny Detector app. Sure enough, she really did have a skull face. From Queens College's 1973 yearbook.