CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
We checked, and it turns out to be true -- happiness is, indeed, an overhead projector, and as this technology becomes increasingly obsolete, sadness spreads across the globe. From Wake Forest's 1975 yearbook.
Like caterpillars spinning wombs out of sunlight, so are the days of our lives. (By the way -- notice the tree bark -- dozens and dozens of caterpillars are inching their ways up the trees!) From Lustige Blätter, 1918.
As a general rule, never hold your marotte upside down in front of a giant skull with a sword piercing one eye. An ounce of prevention and so on. From Tulane's 1896 yearbook.