"No umbrella required."  From an ad in The Summer Tourist by Mary Elizabeth Braddon, 1871.

"Coffee wrecks some persons" (and those waves are frothed half-and-half, of course), from St. Nicolas magazine, 1910.

From an 1878 ad for The Aloe Series of richly illustrated, elegantly bound books.

Here's the imp of being out of paper.  You didn't think paper disappeared on its own, right?  From Wellesley Magazine, 1897.  This should also be of interest: How to Believe in Your Elf.

"Mixes with anything," from Canadian Grocer, 1908.

Shoelaces go through "eyelets," and here's the connection, from an ad in Post Office Edinburgh and Leith Directory, 1846.

"Analysis of the perspiration of a brain-worker shows the amount of brain effort by the volume of little particles of Phosphate of Potash thrown off by the brain when working."  From an ad for Grape-Nuts in St. Nicholas magazine, 1904.

There's more going on with a magician's hat than we're at liberty to discuss, as we see in this ad from 1891.

Here's a precursor to Ram Dass's "be here now," from Canadian Grocer, 1898.

"Do not depend on the sun," from an ad in St. Nicholas magazine, 1903.

Here's a precursor to the film Strange Days, from an 1892 ad.