"Follow me chicken, I'm full of corn."  From The Judge, 1922.

An illustration by Prof. Oddfellow from a collection of 112 cocktail recipes to be drunk in remembrance of the dead: Of Drinking in Remembrance of the Dead.

Terrifying black eye holes.  From Kladderadatsch, 1921.

Here is how the angelic spirit of the grape is gradually transformed into a demon.  From Lustige Blätter, 1908.

Reblog if you've drunk from the punch bowl itself.  From Lustige Blätter, 1901.

The waiter forgot the goldfish.  From Le Journal Amusant, 1893.

How alcoholism affects art.  From Le Rire, 1904.

Here's an extraordinarily rare college yearbook acknowledgement of the dangers of binge drinking.  Having studied several thousand college yearbooks published over the centuries, what we still don't understand is this: if college has always been a glorified bacchanal, why aren't breweries our campuses and pubs our dormitories?  This is a serious question.  Bonus question (with an answer): Why do college yearbooks always have a "Year in review" section with notable world events?  Because that's the first time the black-out drunk students will have heard or remembered any of it.

Our photo is from Clemson's 1986 yearbook.