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Restoring the Lost Sense –
May 17, 2016 |
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Restoring the Lost Sense –
May 12, 2016 |
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Restoring the Lost Sense –
December 30, 2014 |
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Rhetorical Questions, Answered! –
August 1, 2013 |
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Jonathan: Whatever happened to Roquefort dressing? Hilary: It just turned into "bleu cheese" dressing, right? Jonathan: They didn't coexist for a while, like Neanderthal and Cro Magnon? Oddfellow: Yes, but only after the Pre-Camemberian Era, a span of very hard cheeses. [Did you know that cheesemaking colanders have been discovered amongst Roquefort-sur-Soulzon's prehistoric relics?] [Also: not only did cavemen invent the cheese wheel, but they also invented bleu cheese. We present, collaged for your convenience, Exhibit A below: Rogue Creamery's Caveman Blue.]
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Rhetorical Questions, Answered! –
June 8, 2010 |
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Q: "What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" —Bertolt Brecht
A: The hole hovers in Swedenborgian space.
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J adds:
Having originated, of course, in Switzerlandborgian space.
Pitchinwoot writes:
The mice collect them for their Mouse Holes.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought –
April 30, 2009 |
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"Cheesy" movies are not limited to Spaghetti Westerns. Why not specify the type of cheese? If the film simply stinks, it undoubtedly qualifies as a Limburger, Vieux Boulogne, or perhaps Gorgonzola. If there are too many plot holes, call it Swiss Cheese. If the film suffers from stiltedness, why not call it a Stilton? Overly dry humor or wit suggests a Parmesan or Romano, while bland or insipid content might be called Buffalo Mozzarella. A film made quickly and cheaply (even if glossily) recalls American Cheese, while overly mushy emotionality suggests Cottage Cheese. And, of course, so-called "blue movies" would be Bleu Cheese. Cheesy movies are often quite entertaining and good in their own way, in which case we might call them Gouda.
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