CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
We hear talk about how technology is ruining our posture, but people have been hurting their backs staring at windows since the invention of windows. Our illustration (one among innumerable examples) appears in Cassell's, 1896.
Hundreds of years before the phenomenon of walking while texting, folks were glued to windows, insensible to the wonders around them. We find proof in Arthur's Home Magazine, 1876. The caption reads: "She stood leaning against a window, but not seeing the beauty that lay stretched before her."
An illustration from Etidorhpa, or The Strange History of a Mysterious Being and the Account of the Initiate's Remarkable Journey by John Uri Lloyd (1895). The caption reads: "Facing the open window he turned the pupils of his eyes upward."
"The sky is pocked with stars. What eyes the wise men must have had to see a new one in so many. I wonder, were there fewer stars then? I don't know. I fancy there's a mystery in it." —The Lion in Winter
Here's a surprising bit of Hermeticism from Arthur's Illustrated Home Magazine, 1885. A lady faces the setting sun and transmits a thought-message toward the light as she touches a dog's head. The Greek god Hermes (a.k.a. the Roman Mercury and the Egyptian Thoth) is a solar messenger. The Egyptians of course represented him with a dog's head.
The caption reads, "She stood at the window looking westward at the setting sun, her thoughts borne outward toward its glory, her hand resting on the head of Duke."
An illustration from a 1909 issue of Hampton's magazine. The caption reads: "It was Mrs. Dooby's pleasure to sit for long hours looking out of a window."