CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"If this book shall lose its way, tie it on and feed it hay. If this book sould [sic] run away, box its ears and sent [sic] it home. Margaret Hennig is my name. Canada my nation. Edmonton my dwelling place. Heaven my expodation [sic]. And when I die and in my grave, my bones will all be roten [sic]. This little book will tell my name and I will not be forgoten [sic]." From The Alberta Public School English Grammar, 1913.
A spirit message from one Lucy Hoar in 1941. The handwriting reads, "Thanks Friend — it was nice of you to remember me. I like to hear from friends I have known so long, especially those who used to live."
"Never no never eat onions. This is a large world but remember you are not the only one in it." From Happy Thoughts Birthday Book by Rosie Burnand, 1887.
Nice to have the author's and illustrator's signatures on the front cover. From A Manual of Cheirosophy by Edward Heron Allen and illustrated by Rosamund Brunel Horsley, 1885.
A mystery: did the writer or the recipient scratch out the signature? The inscription reads, "Dearest Lover, Darling (even). With all my love, I am writing this to you. Love, ------." Our guess: perhaps the recipient wished to hide the lover's identity but kept the sentiment intact so as to look back upon it. From Concordia's 1964 yearbook.