CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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November 5, 2024 (permalink)


We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited in Christian Day's The Witches' Book of the Dead, in a section about the phrase Aski kataski haix tetrax damnameneus aision.
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September 18, 2024 (permalink)

Our very own Books of the Dead is pictured next to a screaming green skull.  Thanks, Christine!

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August 15, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our indie web series Grave Mood Rings was reviewed by MovieSludge:
"Quite intriguing and bizarre ... like something you'd see on a late night public access show or in a forgotten corner of an old Adult Swim timeslot. Each episode consists of a snippet of a tv show broadcast that gets interrupted to air a slow old Dark Shadows-like Victorian horror serial (which, more often than not consists of two characters having a strange and/or funny conversation fit for a 3 panel comic strip). The humor is quick, evoking a mix of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Monty Python, Arrested Development, and Firesign Theater. I highly recommend checking this out if you get a chance. (I particularly like the use of sound effects)." —MovieSludge
#grave mood rings
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August 12, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored to have illustrated federal judge Gary Brown's Inventive Magician's Handbook.
#magician #magic
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August 8, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that a fan programmed Neons Gone Mad into the video game Rising Star 2.
#neons gone mad
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August 6, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited in "Charms, Talisman and Amulets in Contemporary African Christianity" by Edward Agboada, in The American Journal of Biblical Theology.
#magic words
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July 21, 2024 (permalink)

#neons gone mad #wunderfish
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July 14, 2024 (permalink)

Thanks to the fan of our Standup Shtick who shared a photo of the Bermuda Triangle t-shirt he snagged.  The t-shirt quotes from this particular routine.
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July 11, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that Wunderfish remixed Neons Gone Mad at Tokyo's BnA Wall art hotel.  Here's a clip.
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July 9, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that New Zealand poet Edwin Z. Canary makes a cameo in this episode of Grave Mood Rings.
#poet #grave mood rings #edwin z. canary
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July 8, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored by this review over at Dabodab:
Video Series Review: Grave Mood Rings
by Briyan Frederick
In an unexpected yet delightful twist of nostalgia and absurdity, Jonathan Caws-Elwitt has introduced us to Grave Mood Rings,” a web series crafted alongside Craig Conley and Michael Warwick (of Captive Audience and Mystery Arts fame). This series is a carriage ride of humor that blends vampire lore with the most iconic clichés of the 1970s.
For a bit of personal context—as someone who was once nicknamed Barnabas Collins by schoolmates due to my hair—this show resonates on a unique level. Watching “Grave Mood Rings” feels like revisiting a beloved, albeit twisted, chapter of television history.
Each “emptive” episode runs just a few minutes but is packed with layered seventies tropes presented through gauze-lensed scenes. You can viscount on each episode to deliver absurd twists and puns forced through plastic teeth. The Viscount playing an invisible organ and singing with said teeth quickly became my favorite recurring element. His character embodies the blend of humor and homage that makes this series so engaging.
The artist or label describes the show as a mix of vampire humor and 1970s elements such as pet rocks, lava lamps, disco music, bell-bottom pants, mirror balls, and mood rings. (And that’s just the credits preface). “Grave Mood Rings” cleverly parodies slow-moving Gothic soap operas like “Dark Shadows” and the Canadian series “Strange Paradise.” This creative concoction culminates in a series that is both a satire and a love letter to the past.
The setting—a castle—hosts a colorful array of characters, including:
  • A Groovy Doctor: A phlebotomist who adds a tongue-in-cheek nod to the show’s vampiric theme.
  • A Jolly Housekeeper: Complete with her own laugh track, she brings a meta-comedic touch reminiscent of classic sitcoms.
  • A Werewolf Vicar: Infusing the Gothic atmosphere with humorous howls.
  • An Arch-Nemesis Riddler: Donning a Sphinx mask, he adds an aura of mystery and mischief.

Corny wordplay, bizarre sing-alongs, and even haunted doughnuts punctuate the proceedings. The humor is in line with sketch comedy classics like MadTV, Kids in the Hall, and SCTV, making “Grave Mood Rings” a refreshing addition to the genre.

Jonathan’s invitation to explore the series led me to the Grave Mood Rings playlist on YouTube. It’s a surreal journey into a world where vampires groove with werewolves and laugh-tracked housekeepers. It’s an experience replete with humor, nostalgia, and a touch of the absurd. Whether you have a penchant for Gothic soap operas or a soft spot for 1970s kitsch, this series offers a uniquely entertaining escape.

So, if you’re intrigued by the idea of witnessing a Viscount sing through plastic teeth or simply crave a good laugh, “Grave Mood Rings” is well worth your time. Dive into this wonderfully off-the-wall sendup and prepare for a nostalgic, yet refreshingly original ride.

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July 6, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored for our Magic Words: A Dictionary to be citied in a BBC News Brasil article about the magic word abracadabra.
#magic words #abracadabra
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July 5, 2024 (permalink)

Our very own Grave Mood Rings has been hailed on Reddit as a genuine WTF series and likened to the hilarious cult horror series The Heart, She Holler from Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
"I feel as though my whole day will be different from here on, just don't know what or how as yet" —BigCrackZ
"Unsettlingly fascinating for sure" —No-Bees
"Bizarre performances" —Percolated_aspie
Reminiscent of the weird VHS tape in The Ring series —alinearis
Catch up with this playlist of all the episodes to date.
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April 24, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited on the very first page of ‘Awake Your Faith’: Word-Magic in Shakespeare’s Late Plays, a doctoral thesis by Rana Banna, 2024.
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February 7, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored to be epigraphed in I Don't Know How to Behave by Michael Blouin.
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February 6, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited in Trigger Warning by Mick Hume.
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February 5, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited in the Encyclopedia of Mythological Objects by Theresa Bane.
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January 19, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our One-Letter Words: A Dictionary is cited in Dr. C. Savithri's "The Language Structure of Sanskrit and Dravidian Languages" (Inam: Multidisciplinary International E-Journal of Tamil Studies).  
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January 18, 2024 (permalink)

We're honored that our Magic Words: A Dictionary is cited in Samadova Shaxnoza's "Some Opinions and Comments on Linguistic Means of Magic and Witchcraft in Fairy Tales" (Golden Brain Scientific Journal).  
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