We like how this photocopy of the portrait makes the skeptical Dr. Menzel look somewhat surreal and alien.  We also like the wording that he "speaks against" UFOs as if he is opposed to them (rather than a disbeliever).  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1969.

I was on the road to being a people magnet but hit a wall.  From How to Be a People Magnet by Leil Lowndes.  

It's nice when a book title gives you a sense of what's inside.  From Sentences and Paragraphs by John Davidson, 1895.

For the person who has everything -- Archaic Fictile Revetments in Sicily and Magna Graecia by E. Douglas Van Buren, 1923.  As we always say, as of just now, people who live within clay-walled houses shouldn't throw pottery, unless they're broken-tile mosaicists.

You deserve a dragon's breath meditation with aeolian accompaniment:

We checked, and it's true that a house can be haunted by terror itself.  From Dark Shadows episode 764.

"My God, if I weren't so well integrated, I'd be out of my mind!" —Philip K. Dick, "Fair Game"

Why is the four-piece band the most common configuration in rock and pop music?  It's because a guitar pick can hold four faces: a guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, and a frontman (pictured right).  From the cover of The Revolutionary Personality by Victor Wolfenstein.  

Ever begin a book and feel as though you arrived late, that it started without you?  This one's already open at the cover.  From Love and Death in the American Novel by Leslie A. Fiedler.

There's no going back.  Plus, note that the sticker on the book cover constitutes a red nose.  From Once a Clown, Always a Clown by De Wolf Hopper, 1927.

Attaining one's own magical vision: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia:

From Dark Shadows episode 907.

Those who cannot afford to keep a pet rock may yet care for an unlimited number of "pet moments."  From Pet Moments by R. A. Douglas-Lithgow, 1877.

The dedication page from Three in the Jungle by Karena Shields and illustrated by Harold Petersen.

Using flapdoodle poetry to encourage a "Psychomanteum" experience:

"We'll worry about September in September."  From The Film Daily, 1941.

"Construct, within the heart, mystical cathedrals."

—Iwan Gilkin, "Litanies and Prayer," 1885