CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
“Leave the door open for the unknown, the door into the dark. That’s where the most important things come from, where you yourself came from, and where you will go.” —Rebecca Solnit, A Field Guide To Getting Lost
Our illustration is from Dark Shadows episode 857. "Anything is possible beyond the I-Ching door."
Apparently we're not the only ones who mark our calendars with the three states of haunted barn ghosts -- awake nights, awake [in the day], and asleep in the nighttime. From Antioch News, Sept. 1996.
Two things: we wouldn't listen to a UFO lecturer who didn't look like this, and all speakers should have their own words projected onto their faces. From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1998.
"To know the Moon as few men may, one must be just a little fey; and for our friendship's sake I'm glad that I am just a trifle mad." From The Complete Poems of Robert Service, 1945.
We trust you never flattered yourself that fairy tales were for you. They're by fairies, for fairies. (Granted, you may actually be a fairy. In which case, never mind.) From Little Nobody, 1875
They don't write TV shows this way anymore. Spoken to a severed hand that was stolen from the king of the gypsies: "Released by the guardians of the chains and blessed by the custodians of the twelve days." The twelve days of Christmas?
The setting mapped on the endpapers is even divided into acres, as in "the Hundred Acre Wood," in this rather blatant "tribute" to Winnie the Pooh, two decades later. We decoded the young reader's squiggle. It says, "Christopher Robin did it first." From Poo and the Baby Bunny Rabbit by Edwin Megargee, 1947.
The entire audience is led by the hand into Fairyland at the end of "God Pan Forgotten." From The Magic Sea Shell and Other Plays for Children by John Farrar, 1923.