"The first clown in the clouds."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1931.

"'Never snigger at a mummy'—a warning to women."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1940.

"Beaver meat to be table delicacy."  From The Duluth Herald, 1914.

"Romance lasts only until good-night kiss."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1956.

"Explosions will happen."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1928.

"Truth falls from the sky."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1939.

"Gloom is deepening."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1908.

"Pull yourself together."  From Kansas State Collegian, 1968.

"Three children burn while mother shops."  From The Duluth Herald, 1921.

"News of the dumb world."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1920.

"Never a break."  From Crossfield Chronicle, 1934.

From The Children's Newspaper, 1939.

"Out of the world or is there mice on the moon?"  From the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Our Dumb Animals, 1960.

"You couldn't get Chaplin in a milk bottle."  From Take One magazine, 1970.

"Put the waters in their place.  So much to do, so little done."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1939.

"She hid her sorrows and tried to make others happy."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1935.

"You get 12 matches, a cup, a knife, and 3 days to enjoy yourself."  From Scholastic Voice, 1973.

"With enemies like these, we need friends."  From Spin, 1987.

From Wee Wisdom, 1927.

"I will stand upon my head...?"  From the UCLA Daily Bruin, 1974.