"Peter Pucks wants to know if a top hat makes the head spin."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1931.

"As an item of furniture it was of no extraordinary value but for just a few people it had a special sigificance.  The sofa."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1968.

"I got a million recipes how to cure it.  None of them work."  From Dark Shadows episode 35.

From The Moving Picture World, 1920.

"The whole idea is preposterous and idiotic."  From Dark Shadows, episode 167.

"Myriads of worlds."  From The Instructor, 1961.

"Tears that grew a garden.  In Butchart gardens, rainbows now fill the pit."  From The Instructor, 1958.

From The Talking Lion, No. 5, 1963.

A joke about what you get when cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter.  From I Dream of Jeannie, season 4, episode 12.

[In the narration, for "between" please substitute "betwixt" (my bad).]

Is Land Between the Lakes haunted?  (Yes.)  We took a spirit radio to America's 170,000-acre necropolis.

From The Cat Who Could Read Backwards by Lilian Jackson Braun.

From Christopher Cricket On Cats by Anthony Henderson Euwer, 1909.

"The gray light of early morning brings no relief."  From Dark Shadows episode 5.

"When a grizzly charges."  From The Instructor, 1957.

"You see, the gods told him the secret magic number of the universe, the number which unlocks all the rules that bind you mortals to your daily dull lives.  The number is whispered so deeply into the soul that no one can remember it without using the magic."  From Dark Shadows episode 358.

[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research.]

A surrealist, dadaistic, even post-contemplationist spoof of slow-moving Gothic soap operas of the 1970s, from the minds of Jonathan Caws-Elwitt and Prof. Oddfellow: it's Grave Mood Rings, a weird intersection in the universe of Penetralia.

"I know that sounds tactless, but I said it deliberately."  From Dark Shadows episode 463.

Fly with us up and down Ober Mountain in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.